Seeing someone attractive
  • Me: Does that come in Muslim?
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

Oh my god, it’s 12 am and i still have an entire unit to study. Thank god tomorrow is the last high school exam of my life

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: youfeellikeraindrops)